Terrorist Cell Groups Identified in Oklahoma

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name of Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!

After last week’s blog, I thought it might be good to include some good natured humor as well as some tongue-in-cheek truth. I’m thankful for Bin Prayin. May that cell group grow stronger every day!

This Sunday is Independence Day in America! We’ll celebrate with the presentation of the colors and invest specific time in prayer during worship with churches across the nation in “Call To Fall.” Prayer really is our only best opportunity to change our world! Have a wonderful and safe Fourth of July weekend. Hope to see you here Sunday!

Yours in Christ,
Mark

P.S. Our monthly prayer and praise service, “Overflow,” is this coming Wednesday evening July 7 from 6-7 pm. Join us for refreshment in the Lord and with one another!